Capo 4
[Intro]
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[Verse]
My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
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I'll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
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You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
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Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark underwater
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
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Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
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[Verse]
My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
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Someday I'll find a love like yours ( love like yours)
She'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
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How could you leave on Yom Kippur
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
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Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
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Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
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[Bridge]
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to
Love...but you don't want to
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That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
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That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
[Chorus]
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
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Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark underwater
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
#
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
#
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
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Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
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